While browsing through an old recipe book for a good soup recipe, I came across this tongue-in-cheek recipe (although in this day and age, nothing would be impossible!) and thought I would share it with you:
Elephant stew:
1 Elephant
Salt and pepper
2 Rabbits (optional)
Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces - this should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at medium heat. This will serve about 3 000 people. If more are expected, add 2 rabbits - do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.
More recipes:
Saturday chicken:
Chicken pieces, garlic, onion, parsley and tin of mushroom soup. Bake in oven.
Sunday chicken:
Same ingredients, but add curry powder and a chopped apple.
Perhaps I make too much effort in the kitchen. I can't imagine what Monday chicken consists of!
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