Scratching through some old papers, I came across some notes I made a while back. I had a good laugh and thought you might too.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
No-one is listening until you fart.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few car payments.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you lend someone R20 and you never see that person again, consider it was probably worth it.
That's enough for today! Enjoy them.
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