I just love these! I look at them every few years when digging through my papers and they never fail to raise a laugh.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your wallet.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
And He Who Can Fix Anything's personal favourites:
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
That's all, folks! Speak to you later.
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