Pressed lift button and waited. Eyes followed progress of lifts from floors above. Lift door opens, man gets out and heads for turnstiles. Four of us rush into lift. We know doors close on you as you get in. Shock, horror! Man has left disgusting smell. Lift doors are closing. Shout through gap "We know you did it!" Fall about pretending to faint. Eyes watering. First stop, second floor. Can we hold our breath that long? Should we breathe? Laughing hysterically. Desperate to get out. Huge interaction between total strangers. Crying with laughter. Need to breathe.
Longest trip to second floor ever. Doors open. Three people fall out, shrieking and gasping. Unfortunate girl still in lift, going to sixth floor!
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