Wednesday, 9 September 2026

A grim fairytale

 

Once upon a time, a family took a Sunday drive around the Cape Peninsula. A picnic basket with sandwiches, fruit and a flask of tea was packed. Near Smitswinkel Bay, a troop of baboons foraged, groomed and sunned themselves on the warm roadway. Father pulled over so the kids could see the wildlife in its natural habitat. He rolled down the window and held out a banana to see if he could get the big baboon to come closer.

Decades later, a cage is being built to keep the descendants of the troop away from the bananas on the table in the house of the great-grandchildren of those Sunday drivers.

In the intervening years, I have spent 45 on the urban fringe, observing the changing behaviour of the baboons from mostly disinterested passers-by to sometimes an aggressive and generally traumatised, fragmented and lost troop.

No more the squealing and scampering of young baboons in the evening light as the sinking sun warms their cliff-top sleeping site, with the disciplinary bark of the alpha male calling his family to order before nightfall.

No more the recumbent baboon on the neighbour’s roof enjoying a moment of quiet contemplation as he watches the breath-taking sunset of late summer.

No more the lightning raid through the front door, eyes fixed with intent on the fruit bowl before snatching a handful and escaping through the side door to enjoy the booty while I doze on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

The change came when they found they were not threatened by the presence of people and were actively receiving overtures of friendship. In particular, it seemed that the males would no longer react to attempts by women to chase them from a home raid, but still regarded men as figures of authority. Baboons are exceptionally intelligent and pass on all the knowledge they acquire, but unlike humans, are unable to unlearn or distinguish between right and wrong (my observation). Having learned where to find high-calorie food with minimal effort, they have chosen fast food over foraging – something we can all identify with.

The problem is that they remain wild animals, and our interactions should therefore remain respectful of the limitations of their ability to understand the terms ‘ownership’, ‘right of admission reserved’, ‘do not steal’ and ‘do not show any aggression when confronted’. Food remains food and a baboon who is separated from his meal becomes defensive, which surely applies to us as well.

Man’s propensity to harm anything that infringes on his right to a comfortable existence has led to despicably cruel acts towards animals by people who possess no emotional intelligence. The use of bear bangers, firecrackers, pellet guns and even bullets are all intended to frighten and disperse. Add to that the hysterical screams and barking dogs and chaos ensues. Again, in the belief that Man is higher in the chain of importance, it is decided that the baboons are the problem and must be dealt with in human terms. Removal from society is recognised as the punishment for criminals. A cage for animals is a prison for them. Because Man cannot be trained to be responsible for his own actions, to clean up his waste, close doors and windows at appropriate times and learn a little about nature and interaction with wild animals, the solution is always to deal with the results and not the symptoms.

The clock can never be turned back. The banana cannot be put back in the picnic basket. Man’s obsession with feeding wild animals cannot be cured. The result will always be detrimental to the animals.

A cage is no solution. There is no solution except what Man wants.